So I woke up yesterday in a baaaad mood, yuck! Everything bothers me during my "recycling". People bother me, situations bother, and what happens? Instead of living my womanhood, this is the time I grow some balls! Once a month I grow the biggest balls anyone has seen. I mean, I become the Hulk, 'cuz he must be carrying some weight down there... lol... I say what is on my mind at whatever volume and at whomever is standing in front of me. Oh, it's a relief! You bet your crumpets it's a relief! It's a kind of hatching experience. All the things that I have kept inside wait for THIS moment, oh, they can't wait. When it's time, and they know 'cuz they start kicking in my abdomen, they kick the door in. Morning comes, and BAM! "Everybody was kung-fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning..." Can you see it ? "Ta-ta-ta-ta Ta Ta Ta" (Chinese music background). You have to watch yo'self!
I wouldn't mind it so much, but the irony is THIS Ninja works at church! LOL Yes, I go into work and I somehow have to keep my balls tucked away... hahaha, that really sounds like a real problem, don't mean no disrespect anyone. But it can become a problem for me if I don't watch it. QUESTION: Why is it that once a month women go through changes that alter the mood? And from what I can tell, this is when women just let it out. Is it 'cuz we need the outlet? Is this an aid to us? Curious...
Anyways ladies, sometimes it's good to let your "balls hang out". Let out some steam and just scream it out if you have to. Just do it before work... hahahaha! <wink> Be blessed ninjas!
* oh, yeah, this post is a perfect example...
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