"Everybody was kung-fu fighting"

So I woke up yesterday in a baaaad mood, yuck!  Everything bothers me during my "recycling". People bother me, situations bother, and what happens?  Instead of living my womanhood, this is the time I grow some balls!  Once a month I grow the biggest balls anyone has seen.  I mean, I become the Hulk, 'cuz he must be carrying some weight down there... lol... I say what is on my mind at whatever volume and at whomever is standing in front of me.  Oh, it's a relief!  You bet your crumpets it's a relief!  It's a kind of hatching experience.  All the things that I have kept inside wait for THIS moment, oh, they can't wait.  When it's time, and they know 'cuz they start kicking in my abdomen, they kick the door in.  Morning comes, and BAM! "Everybody was kung-fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning..."  Can you see it ? "Ta-ta-ta-ta Ta Ta Ta" (Chinese  music background).  You have to watch yo'self!


I wouldn't mind it so much, but the irony is THIS Ninja works at church!  LOL  Yes, I go into work and I somehow have to keep my balls tucked away... hahaha, that really sounds like a real problem, don't mean no disrespect anyone.  But it can become a problem for me if I don't watch it.  QUESTION:  Why is it that once a month women go through changes that alter the mood?  And from what I can tell, this is when women just let it out.  Is it 'cuz we need the outlet?  Is this an aid to us?  Curious...


Anyways ladies, sometimes it's good to let your "balls hang out".  Let out some steam and just scream it out if you have to.  Just do it before work... hahahaha!   <wink> Be blessed ninjas!  


* oh, yeah, this post is a perfect example... 

"You Are Weird!"

A few days ago my husband and I spent the whole day just enjoying each other's company....in different ways ;), ha ha!... it was truly fun to have my husband's humor, love, and personality around me.  I love him, especially when he is himself.  And sometimes, that is hard to get!  Being ourselves or having others be themselves around us can just be like pulling teeth from a dinosaur's mouth!- and that's tough, 'cuz you can't even reach at times!.... he doesn't want to hurt my feelings, I don't want to hurt his, he doesn't want to be vulnerable, I don't want to be assertive... yadda yadda yadda.  Urrrrgh, so frustrating, huh?  I'm sure you have experienced this if you have someone...anyone...a person... if you are living in this planet you have or will run across this...in your life.  But anywayssssss, in the evening we cuddled and just enjoyed each other's company.  I was smiling at him admiring his cuteness, and  he returns a gaze and says, "You're weird".  I burst into laughter! "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,  <big grin, pre-burst o' laugh> what do you mean?" "You like guys with shortcomings and bunny personalities." "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I guess that's true!" 

* a little history marker (like the ones on the side of the road):  I call my husband "bunny" because he is a sweetheart, is tender hearted, loves to cuddle, and is as hairy as a bunny... no, I mean, he loves to get really close to me.

Today as I was in Sunday School I remembered something pretty special. One afternoon I was thinking just how different and weird people are... some are really funny, really serious, really dorky, really smart, really personable, really this or that... then the Lord said to me, in summary, " Every face that you see and every personality that you encounter is ME."  Woah, wow!  "Yeah, they all came from Me, so literally, personalities and faces are all ME, they were made in the image of Me."  WOW! Cool!  So now, it makes even more special to encounter your weird face or personality, or you encounter mine! Lol! Doesn't that make you feel better? Hahaha!  Oh goodness...love you bunches!       

Hello, my name is Diana!

I have always enjoyed writing, writing stories, writing thank you cards, writing facebook posts-which are quite witty- I might add- lol, at least I think so!  But, they don't mean a thing when no one else reads them, right?  Have you ever had that, um, crushing feeling in your stomach when you feel you are not heard?!  I have, many times in my life.  It seems to be a constant thing, especially in relationships!  Can I get a wha! wha! or an Uh-hum!? That's why blogging scares the "uh-hums" out of me!  Lol, I mean, why would anyone want to read my postings?  But here I am nonetheless.  Shaking in my boots from the things that will come out of my mouth, I am sure of it.  I am wanting to share things in my life that I hope can bring you a smile and hopefully a real, true life, down to earth, understanding of God and His Son Jesus Christ.  And rest assured, my friend, its gonna be fun!  Wha? God is fun?  Well, He made me, didn't He? (yeah, I love to just slip those in here and there, haha)  Oh, and I don't follow writing rules either.  I say it's all or nothing... yeah, so my lazy says nothing! Love you and let's meet again, what do ya say, yeah, yeah?